What would happen if our favourite Halloween ghosts, ghouls and good guys took over the podium at YYC Cycle? On the spookiest day of the year, we like to imagine what class would be like if a ghost with no legs led a HITT track or what motivational words of wisdom a Sweet Transvestite from Transsexual Transylvania would have for you.
Frankenstein’s Monster
---- Lightning Storm Enthusiast, Born Yesterday, Always Called by my Dad’s Name ----
MO personality:
Think heavy...heavy climbs, heavy weights and a whole lot of grinds. This big boy has got some heft in his mismatched limbs and the power of pure energy fueling him. Don’t try to get up to any funny business like texting in class because he knows all the tricks in the book, we would say he wasn’t born yesterday but...well he was.
Go to Piece of Motivation: “IT’S ALIVE!!!”
Jack Skellington
---- Ho Ho Ho Holidays, Who Needs Skin Anyways, Pumpkin King ----
MO personality:
HITT tracks are where it’s at for our Pumpkin King, he’s no skin and all bones and boy can he fly on those pedals! Jack will take you on an emotional journey during class where space and time will seem to open up into each other. Maybe it’s Halloween, maybe it’s Christmas, not even he knows.
Go to Piece of Motivation: “Just because I cannot see it, doesn't mean I can't believe it!”
Beetlejuice
---- Energy, Stripes Are Always In, Raunchy, Salesman ----
MO Personality:
Beetlejuice is at full throttle at all times. He would have you up and out of the saddle at all times if he could, especially if it meant he could keep you in a constant hover… You’ll find Beetlejuice very convincing in the moment, but know when he says it’s a 4min weight track, it’s really going to be 8.
Go to Piece of Motivation: “Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.”
Frank-N-Furter
---- Loud & Proud, Earthling Enthusiast, Mad Scientist ----
MO Personality:
It’s a party! Frank loves to put on a show and you better believe he will have you dancing on the bike. Two Pumps, two Dips, two back to front, and let’s do it a-all agaaaaaaain! (sang in the tune of Timewarp)
Go to Piece of Motivation: “Don't get hot and flustered. Use a bit of mustard.”
Casper the Friendly Ghost
---- Spooky, Friendly, Seethrough Savant ----
MO Personality:
Your best friend on the bike, Casper will always be there to make sure you have everything you need. If he disappears from the podium and reappears right beside you, don’t be afraid! He just noticed that you dropped your towel and got you a new one in. Expect show tunes and happy bobs all class long as Casper has you hover over the saddle because TBH it’s all he can really do.
Go to Piece of Motivation: “Seeing is believing”
Hocus Pocus Trio
---- Sisters Before Misters, Soul Suckers, Magic Addicts ----
MO Personalities:
The Halloween dream triple-team teach. These ghoulish ladies will have you in fits of laughter as they prattle on at one another, but don’t be fooled, they have a way working you on the bike until you feel like you might die. Is that their goal? 100% yes, it definitely is.
Go to Piece of Motivation: “I suggest we form a calming circle.”